Brother: I love mommy with knockers.
Sister: What?
Brother: A mommy who tells knock knock jokes.
Brother: A mommy who tells knock knock jokes.
(this conversation was actually between a friend's kids)
MaggieMae: Mom, did you know that buggers are sticky?
Mom: Um yes (I am currently driving down the freeway)
MaggieMae: Mom, did you know that buggers are warm?
Mom: Um thanks.
In church, JJ is snuggling up with mom.
JJ: Mom, did you know it is warm under your arm (armpit)?
Mom: Yes JJ.
JJ: It is kind of cozy there. Can I put my hands there, they are cold?
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